Welcome to Desert Bluffs!!

lytorika

prokopetz

Little-known downsides of immortality:

Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it’s irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost
Realising you’ve thought of the perfect comeback to someone who’s been dead for three hundred years
Not being able to eat your favourite dish anymore because the source of some critical ingredient has gone extinct
Having strong opinions about sports that are no longer played
Getting a song from the 13th Century stuck in your head and being unable to get it out because you don’t remember how it ends and you’re the only person on Earth who knows it
Having that perfect pun you’ve been waiting forever for a chance to use stop working due to linguistic drift

romanticsmidi

lyrics from judas syndrome by float-p! once again he is plaguing my mind and is not willing to leave

chnt eyestrain

hallowgendered

a drawing of two stick figures. one is asking "hey are you listening" and the other is thinking about the lyrics of "yes, to err is human, so don't be one" by will wood. the lyrics are spilling out of the thought bubble and trailing down the image, getting cut off at the bottom.

uh. yeah

chnt

vulturecarcasses

raiasintended

ok. listen. it’s about your girlfriend. you know how we thought she was a crop-blighting witch and we were planning to stone her? so, here’s the thing. every stone we threw drew not blood but like, the black and fathomless rage of a race of titans that were once slain but could not die. and she like, rose from her hastily-shoveled roadside grave as their resubstantiated champion or something. yeah, we’re suffering the onslaught of her vengeance right now. yeah. I guess we inadvertently created that which we had so feared. yeahh. could you like, answer her texts and ask if she’ll stop sloughing our flesh with her baleful gaze every time she sees us. thx in advance

raiasintended

you’re simping. calves are stillborn in the fields, food rots on the plate, holy symbols for miles around are tarnished black, and you’re simping.

gender

coyotevallie

shmaroace

"that character isn't aromantic" actually they are because i'm aromantic and i said that they are. hope this helps

thatqueerweirdo

gabrielisdead

I love mad scientists because instead of going to therapy they choose to do unimaginable horrors with alchemy which makes their problems ten times worse

gods-littlest-fag-deactivated20

astraldemise

trains are literally a kind of animal

astraldemise

house we moved into is closer to the tracks now and every time they get near the station they start honking because they are happy to be home. theyre a kind of macrofaunal myriapod i think